LITERAL Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Trailer

MP3! – bit.ly POSTERS! – dft.ba Shirts! – bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store – bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! – bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn’t built in a dayyyyy – AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something’s going down Is he gonna die? No, it’s a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he’s the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he’s gonna shot you. But don’t mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says “Stop!” Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you’re good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don’t. Maybe they do They don’t. Now act like you didn’t do it. They’re not buying it… Target comes out of his shelter He’s distracted by a feather. He’s like, “SHOOT ME!” He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn’t die, HE’S FINE! Target sends
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Ryan Reynolds

www.cbc.ca Ah, the handsome Ryan Reynolds – one of Hollywood’s hottest actors.So, how did this young lad from Vancouver make the big time in ‘Tinstletown’ ?Well, as a kid, he formed an improv group called ‘Yellow Snow’, but his first real acting break came as a teenager on the Nickelodeon series ‘Fifteen.’The show didn’t last long though and Ryan wasn’t getting much work.At one point, Ryan was ready to quit, but a friend convinced him to hang in and together, they moved to Los Angeles.After some hard times, Ryan eventually landed a starring role in the sitcom ‘Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place’. After that series ended he made the jump to the big screen.There was National Lampoon’s ‘Van Wilder’, ‘The In-Laws’, a cameo in ‘Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle’and he played a smarmy server in ‘Waiting.’From there, he took it up a notch – as a leading man in the romantic comedy ‘Definitely Maybe’ and a lead role in the recent film, ‘Adventureland.’He’s also in the blockbuster – X Men Origins: Wolverine.In his latest film, Ryan plays Sandra Bullock’s young assistant in ‘The Proposal.’
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www.facebook.com download the full three-verse version here! soundcloud.com Directed by Nicolas Heller and Houston Yang Music production by Kush Mody Mixed by Andrew Oedel Titles by George, Kush and Jackson Adams VFX & Color by Matt Ferro Barfing guy- Dan Perrault A Ricky Shabazz and the Boom Bap Boys Production twitter.com/rickyshabazz Chorus If I could go back then (back then) If I could go back when (back when) And step into the past (way back) I’d do it all again (again) If I could go back then (back then) If I could go back when (back when) I was a stupidass (dumbass) I’d do it all again (again) Verse Some days I wake up and i wonder ‘what would Buddha do?’ And then I jump into my fruity little Subaru some dudes’ll front ‘how do you do, mama?’ because some women see the mula, and say ‘ooh lala’ but i say ‘woo-sah’ i don’t smooch on muchachas who need mucha to mooch off. i’m cool for like a futon out in Utah a yurt up in the yukon when hurtin but i’ll go back to herding stupid yaks in Bhutan or cop a coupe with coupons but when you get a FUPA like a dugong i’ll treat you supa dupa we can’t do wrong cause beauty is a dude who puts the moves on, then moves on we’re all moving as true pawns and get chewed in the food chain we’re all nude in the new dawn brain screwed on with a plain birthday suit on so let’s graduate human, summa kumbaya, huge honors, so you goners should do the do and do wander the blue yonder cause trying to fool the future takes too long
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Creedence Clearwater Revival: The Midnight Special

Creedence Clearwater Revival The Midnight Special Willy and the Poor Boys Lyrics: Well you wake up in the mornin you hear the work bell ring And they march you to the table to see the same old thing. Aint no food upon the table and no pork up in the pan. But you better not complain boy you get in trouble with the man. Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me Let the Midnight Special shine a everlovin light on me. Yonder come miss Rosie, how in the world did you know? By the way she wears her apron, and the clothes she wore. Umbrella on her shoulder, piece of paper in her hand; She come to see the govnor, she wants to free her man. Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a everlovin light on me. If youre ever in Houston, well, you better do the right; You better not gamble, there, you better not fight, at all Or the sheriff will grab ya and the boys will bring you down. The next thing you know, boy, Oh! Youre prison bound. Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a everlovin light on me. Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let the Midnight Special shine a light on me, Let

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Love Song – Tesla *LYRICS*

**EDIT Nov. 28 2010** Wow 100k views thank you guys! *end edit* I do not own any of the music in this video. All Copyright 1989 City Kidd Music (ASCAP) and UMG. Requests comment on my account. Love Song – Tesla *LYRICS*Love Song – Tesla *LYRICS*Love Song – Tesla *LYRICS*Love…
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Who’s on first?

Abbott and Costello perform the classic “Who’s on first?” baseball sketch in their 1945 film “The Naughty Nineties” first performed as part of their stage act. Still find this really funny
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VNV NATION’S GREAT SONG “PERPETUAL”. Ill be uploading more VNV Nations songs. Spaceman2115, out!
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Free Hugs Campaign – Official Page (music by Sick Puppies.net )

Download the “Free Hugs” soundtrack here: Sick Puppies New Album Tri-Polar Available Now! www.itunes.com Get your “Free Hugs” t-shirts here: www.bandmerch.com Special thanks to Sick Puppies, for the music: www.sickpuppies.net Contact stepane@attglobal.net ———- News: We would like to thank and hug every one of you for making this video Youtube video of the year! ———————————————– Sometimes, a hug is all that we need. Free Hugs is the real life controversial story of Juan Mann, a man whose sole mission was to reach out and hug a stranger put a smile on their face. In this age of social-disconnection most all of us lack that simple human touch from another, the effects of the Free Hugs Campaign are now felt around the globe. As this simple gesture of kindness and hope spread across the city, police and officials ordered the Free Hugs Campaign BANNED. What we then witnessed was the true spirit of humanity as people came together in what can only be described as something awe inspiring. In the spirit of the Free Hugs Campaign please pass this video to a friend and HUG a stranger! After all, you CAN make a difference. Music by Sick Puppies. Their album was release on April 3rd and is titled “Dressed Up As Life”. sickpuppies.net ————————————————- The response to this video has been nothing short of overwhelming and touching. Hugs to every single one of you who messaged. There has been thousands of emails from
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Jack and Geoff jump in to the weird world of Catherine, the new title released by Atlus. Follow along as they try to figure out exactly what this game is about and why the hell there are sheep running around.

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RELAX: Meditation Music with HD Video (READ DESCRIPTION!)

**Don’t Worry! There are no surprises/scary things that jump out at you.** If you don’t have 30 minutes, please check out this Miami sunrise instead!: www.youtube.com If you’re anything like me, sometimes you just don’t know how to relax. I wanted to make a video that would help relieve some stress. So if you have any unwanted stress in your life that you want to get rid of, follow these directions! Directions: 1. Sit or lie down comfortably and press play. 2. Breathe deeply. 3. Try to clear your mind. 4. RELAX. This video can also be used as a sleep aid if you have trouble falling asleep. It’s a good drug-free alternative! **Save this to favorites so you can come back the next time you need it! :) ** Music is “Fluidscape” by Kevin McLeod of incompetech.com Video is from my trip to Colorado. Sometimes you need to slow down to take everything in, and let some things go. ———- Subscribe to my main channel! www.youtube.com Shirts www.districtlines.com Facebook www.facebook.com Twitter www.twitter.com MySpace www.myspace.com
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Vintage Lady Gaga Live at NYU – Captivated & Electric Kiss

Footage owned by NYU’s IRHC, the Inter-Residence Hall Council. Originally posted by us, All Things Fangirl. We do not own the footage and are very grateful to IRHC for allowing us to keep the footage up. Stefani Germanotta, now known as Lady Gaga, performing at Ultraviolet Live, NYU’s annual talent show. She ended up coming in 3rd place. 2nd place was Funky Butter. 1st place was Tom Costello & Stephan Magloire. She’s AMAZING. Originally posted in Before There Was Gaga – Dave, Muse, Sarah & Steffi Correct Gossip Girl’s NYU – allthingsfangirl.blogspot.com First song is Captivated, second one is Electric Kiss Make sure to stick around and hear which contemporary artist the final judge compares her to. Awesomeness. Lyrics to the first song, Captivated, courtesy of candacemarieflint One look and Im done One glance from your eyes and Im captivated The taste of your skin The warmth of your hungry lips has me so taken And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away When Im with you Im so sedated Im captivated by you. Youre just like the wind cause everything moves when youre around The sun is just like the sound of your voice in the morning when you light my world up And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away When Im with you Im never jaded Im captivated Ill never stop believing in this crazy love we’re leading Sugar hold me close and make me sweeter I need you, I love you So please show me that smile make me laugh for just a little while Then breathe me

*Disclaimer: I do not own any clips or music. All clips and music belong to their respectfull owners. I do not earn any money with this video. This video is for enjoyment purposes only. Here is another lyrics video I made with Metallica. I just got the album today (as of 3/17/2007) and I felt like posting my favorite song from it on youtube! This only took me 2 hours to make :-) it was, honestly, a worthy 2 hours of my life. By the way, I understand the girl/phone joke. I know it was pretty ridiculous, but whatever. I know I wrote ‘I’m bored’ in the solo, but that didn’t mean I got bored of the solo. I was expressing my current thoughts when I wrote that while I was making the video. You know, it’s a bit of work :P I know I messed up on some of the lyrics, but it shouldn’t matter too much. I can’t go back to change those errors now, unless I want to delete the video with a good haul of views. I know that some of you don’t like the quotes, and you’d rather have pictures instead. I put pictures at the beginning but I deleted them from my documents afterward so they got deleted. I got lazy right then and didn’t want to find them again, so I did something a little different instead. I know that before the second solo, there is a “Fix me!” shout right before then that I forgot to put in. My bad, I didn’t know what was being said there. I was looking at the booklet that came with the CD for lyrics, and it didn’t show what was said there. If you want to, go ahead and shout out
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Jimi Hendrix – All Along The Watchtower – ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO

This video is dedicated to my dad who is a real hendrix fan and who now teaches me playing the guitar… wish I had hendrix’ talent! I saw no one else uploaded this version and now I hope you enjoy!! Lyrics: There must be some kind of way out of here Said the joker to the thief There’s too much confusion I can’t get no relief Businessmen there – they drink my wine Plow men dig my earth None will level on the line Nobody of it is worth – Hey! No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke but huh But you and I we’ve been through that And this is not our fate So let us not talk falsely now The hours getting late – Hey! All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Bare-foot servants too, but huh Outside in the cold distance A wild cat did growl Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl – Hey!

DEA Official Stephen Lovejoy says Matt Lovejoy was found in possession of 1/8th ounce of marijuana and a glass pipe in defiance of the law and his Mother.
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Super Mario Bros. – 600 points, no deaths

Success! Here I achieve the (almost) lowest score possible in Super Mario Bros. for the NES. No save states or slowdown was used, but I did increase the frame skip by quite a bit when waiting at the flag poles. Since you probably don’t want to watch that, I cut out almost 8 minutes of video where I’m just running out the clock. I pull off a couple interesting tricks and glitches to make this work. In 4-2, I backwards jump into a few obstacles to scroll the screen without Mario to trick the pipe into taking me to the vine’s usual location. In 8-1, I have to perform a pretty precise jump off a goomba to avoid some coins. Also, getting under the first set of 2 coins towards the end of this level takes a very careful jump, and always makes me nervous. In 8-4, I scroll the screen to just the right position to allow me to use some blocks as platforms. No wall jumps are required in this run at all. :) I show off a bit at the start, but after 8-1 I start to take my time. 8-3 is really a tough level. I took a chance to run and jump past a couple hammer bros. towards the end, but the final 2 I took slow. These are close together, so getting by them the careful way proves to be quite challenging. As you can see, there were a lot of hammers to dodge there. Anyway, enjoy!
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