LITERAL Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Trailer

MP3! – bit.ly POSTERS! – dft.ba Shirts! – bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store – bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! – bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn’t built in a dayyyyy – AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something’s going down Is he gonna die? No, it’s a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he’s the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he’s gonna shot you. But don’t mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says “Stop!” Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you’re good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don’t. Maybe they do They don’t. Now act like you didn’t do it. They’re not buying it… Target comes out of his shelter He’s distracted by a feather. He’s like, “SHOOT ME!” He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn’t die, HE’S FINE! Target sends
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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25 Responses to LITERAL Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Trailer

  1. adventurejack14 says:

    sometimes i watch this video just to see the top comments

  2. sarahcats1 says:

    I Love the part when he says ”ooh i love BIRDS”!!!!

  3. avenger374 says:

    i saw the movie its kinda scary

  4. Awezomex11 says:

    @Dunlop1996 yes but most likely someone in the world just died either that or it wasnt an eagle

  5. KingdomHeartsFire says:

    Today I went to Target and they have people that check your bags now like they do at Costco. So as I was leaving, the guard said “STOP” and in my head I was thinking “Make it quick or I’ll kill you with my awesome”

  6. goboy51 says:

    I always sing: “Joined by other hooded BROTHERS instead of People, because Brother rhimes with other and the game name is Assassins Creed BROTHERhood >.< Who else has this weird problem xD

  7. thenucularmelons2 says:

    ok one of the top comments only have 3 umm heres my chance ummmm uhhh

    Lol?

  8. morayma134 says:

    WTF! I like this vid

  9. missnerd1000 says:

    Today on the bus i saw bird and nodded at it….no one died. I was sad.

  10. OzonMustDie says:

    This sucks , original trailer is better and i also hate niggers

  11. lostlake99 says:

    hi

  12. NGWBlaster says:

    portal

  13. avalongal316 says:

    I got a feather in my hair, and my friend came up to me and said, “She is distracted by a feather.” … Win.

  14. ownhellz says:

    @49mrmason its good thing i said “game” and not “trailer” learn to read dumbfuck

  15. 5n1p3rwolf says:

    18 August 1503 (aged 72) in Rome, Papal States
    if you wanna get specfic

  16. 5n1p3rwolf says:

    @MusicBabeStar no he died in 1503

  17. MusicBabeStar says:

    @5n1p3rwolf 1st-It was a joke. 2nd-Wrong date xD

  18. ownhellz says:

    @49mrmason funny how i said “game” not trailer. learn to read dumbfuck

  19. YumeChouwa says:

    @BlueEye096 Oh I haven’t noticed that. I was just saying really.

  20. YumeChouwa says:

    @BlueEye096 Oh I haven’t noticed that. >-> I was just saying really.

  21. agmpower13 says:

    suck it BYU, yuor madcot is a cougfar, and the Utes mascot is a BIRD so beat it, go birds, oorrah

  22. YumeChouwa says:

    @BlueEye096 Oh I haven’t noticed that. >-> I was just saying really.

  23. agmpower13 says:

    suck it BYU, yuor madcot is a cougfar, and the Utes mascot is a BIRD so beat it, go birds, oorrah

  24. PLMRTW says:

    1341 people got killed by his awsome.

  25. foularina6tween says:

    @yoshiishinobu44 *lover